people who like a picture or a post and then comment “first like!” just to clear up any ambiguity.
congratulations for being the first like! i will now hold you in higher esteem than my other facebook friends for some reason. would you also like a fucking cookie?
if you make facebook statuses complaining about how no one will send you lives in candy crush or lamenting your inability to get past a certain level, you deserve your impending deletion.
(as if sending game requests wasn’t annoying enough.)
— White Teeth- Zadie Smith (via everysinglelivingthing)
A judge sentenced a Florida woman to 20 years in prison Friday for firing a warning shot in an effort to scare off her abusive husband.
why isn’t there a “listen i’m about to marathon this entire series in one day so you can stop playing the theme song and recapping for me” button on netflix and hulu
— George R.R. Martin
[when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via let-them-eat-static)